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Never underestimate a Cuban!

Even though this is more Miami Cuban… I thought I would share the story because, it is so us.   A Cuban lawyer from la calle ocho walked into the First City Bank, in downtown Miami and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to the Bahamas on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Cuban handed over the keys to his new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street, in front of the bank....
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Cubans “Dictionary”

Many people who speak or understand the Spanish language always complain that Cubans generally speak too fast and with many strange phrases.  So for those of you who fail to comprehend another level of Cubans, the Cubanazo dialect, below is a list of common sayings heard in many Cuban communities. EL CULO DEL MUNDO— (ASS OF THE WORLD) GENERALLY A PLACE FAR AWAY. CASA DEL  CARAJO—-(HOUSE OF HELL) ANOTHER FINE MEASUREMENT OF DISTANCE HOWEVER A BIT CLOSER THAN THE ASS OF THE WORLD.MANDA HUEVOS—-(SEND EGGS) AN EXPRESSION OF DISBELIEFPOR SI LAS...